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Post by Ushio Lamperouge on Apr 5, 2010 15:17:30 GMT -8
((I can't believe you hurt a pedestrian xD ))
Ushio let out a sigh of relief.
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Post by Yammy Riyalgo on Apr 5, 2010 15:42:09 GMT -8
Yammy took a look outside. Sure enough, there was someone grovelling in the street in pain. "Hmm...Better keep tomorrow morning open," he thought to himself.
He turned and stood before Ulquiorra. "You didn't have to snatch that from my hand. Besides, Ushio needs some testing..." With that said, he went back to his desk of "stuff" and pulled out another needle. "It's best not to forgo this test, Ushio! Relax - nothing will happen."
With his attention focused on the contents of the needle, Yammy called over to Jenny, who appeared out of no where, and saying, "That won't be necessary. Be ready if I do need you, i.e. Ushio squirms a lot. In the meantime, just file some of the papers in the file room. Thanks." That said, he squirted more solution from the needle.
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Post by Ushio Lamperouge on Apr 5, 2010 15:44:16 GMT -8
Ushio Stared at the needle and turned pale again 'Well, the testing is necessary.....' Ushio took a large gulp and smiled nervously 'Uhm, just how many of those needles do you have...?'
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Post by ulquibat on Apr 6, 2010 7:21:31 GMT -8
Ulquiorra gave Yammy a blank look, "You are acting like the Octava..." He paused, "Are therapists even permitted to insert medicine intraveniously?"
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Post by Yammy Riyalgo on Apr 6, 2010 11:08:55 GMT -8
"Pft...I'm better than he is," Yammy replied to Ulquiorra's dry comment.
He looked over at Ushio, who trembled at the size of the needle. "Hmm... No more smiling or upbeat demeanor," he noted. He scribbled his observations down in his notepad. "Ushio," he said as he put the needle away, "I think you're on the road to recovery." He chuckled.
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Post by Ushio Lamperouge on Apr 6, 2010 12:20:13 GMT -8
Ushio smiled faintly 'So what exactly is wrong with me...?'
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Post by Yammy Riyalgo on Apr 7, 2010 7:13:00 GMT -8
Flipping through his notes, Yammy nodded to himself and seemed to be talking to himself. He looked up from his clipboard and viewed Ushio, who still showed signs of said "happiness."
"Hmm... Ushio. You seem to be suffering from manic Oompa-Loompadelianitis. It's an inflammation of your Oompa-Loompas, located in your brain. Hence, you are experiencing early signs of dangerous happiness," he said. Yammy paused so that Ushio could take it all in. "My recommended cure-all is...a blow to the head. Not by me of course!"
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Post by Ushio Lamperouge on Apr 7, 2010 11:58:41 GMT -8
Ushio gasped 'That sounds very serious!!' Ushio buried her face in her hands 'Where am I suppose to get a blow to the head??!!!'
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Post by ulquibat on Apr 7, 2010 12:30:05 GMT -8
Ulquiorra shook his head, wondering where Yammy got his qualifications.
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Post by Yammy Riyalgo on Apr 8, 2010 12:39:10 GMT -8
Yammy flashed his "official" documents (which were written in crayon). "Official documents...right here," he said with a wide grin.
Back to Ushio, he said, "Ushio, I would suggest getting someone who is about the same size as you. A friend of yours maybe? This is serious. While the symptoms are small, they could become worse. Soon you'll turn orange and have a Joker smile."
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Post by Ushio Lamperouge on Apr 8, 2010 15:16:49 GMT -8
Ushio put her hands over her mouth 'Not the why so serious smile!!!!!'
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Post by Yammy Riyalgo on Apr 9, 2010 5:57:04 GMT -8
Yammy bore a grave expression. "Sadly, yes...," he said as he looked down in his notes. "Orange skin, green hair, and a crooked smile is the outcome."
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Post by Winter Lion on Apr 9, 2010 10:35:58 GMT -8
Toshiro walked in expecting to see Captain Unohana, but was greeted by a far far less pretty person. In fact, it was a botton of the sea hideous person. "Whoa, you are not Unohana. By the way Dr. Quack there is a person writhing in agony in front of your building with a needle sticking out of him. What in God's name was in that needle?"
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Post by Ushio Lamperouge on Apr 9, 2010 14:54:17 GMT -8
Ushio sobbed and wiped her tears away with the sleeve of her arm 'I see.....I must go cure myself then...'
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Post by Yammy Riyalgo on Apr 10, 2010 18:50:50 GMT -8
Before Ushio left, Yammy stopped her. "Here. Take these papers and have whoever you get to help you sign them. Then, once you're procedure is finished, bring them back to me for my records. Good luck."
The Espada looked down (way down) to see the white-haired, midget of a captain, Toshiro Hitsugaya. "Didn't you read the sign? It says my name on it..." He shook his head and returned to his desk. "As for that guy...Ulquiorra dropped the needle on him, but no worries - there's nothing in the needle but salt water."
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